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Monthly Archives: November 2005

the ratio of butt to needle

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Reuters: Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks
Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles to reach buttock muscle, researchers said on Monday.
Didn’t Sir Mix-a-Lot warn us about this several years ago?

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who would have thought

Monday, November 28, 2005

ABC News: Randy “Duke” Cunningham Admits Taking Bribes
The Republican congressman admitted to taking bribes from defense contractors, who in turn were given lucrative government business and “other favors.”
“The truth is I broke the law, concealed my conduct, and disgraced my office,” the 63-year-old Republican said at a news conference. “I know that I will forfeit [...]

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“friends”

Monday, November 28, 2005

This one goes out to the Eugene crowd–the ones who are missing their good buddy Robert.
Click here (with important drunken audio).
We aren’t changing him too much.

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waxed

Friday, November 25, 2005

Yeah, turkey sucks.
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dTheatre: Pat Morita karate kicks the bucket at age 73

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“i wish turkey only cost a nickel”

Thursday, November 24, 2005

I don’t understand how anyone eats turkey if he or she was the one who prepared it. Time will tell if I’ll be able to, but at this point I’m thinking there’s no way in hell. I hate turkey right now.
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E! Online: Nick and Jessica just couldn’t make it.
I’m surprised. Are you surprised? It’s so [...]

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