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“i wish turkey only cost a nickel”

I don’t understand how anyone eats turkey if he or she was the one who prepared it. Time will tell if I’ll be able to, but at this point I’m thinking there’s no way in hell. I hate turkey right now.

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E! Online: Nick and Jessica just couldn’t make it.

I’m surprised. Are you surprised? It’s so … surprising.

“After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways,” the couple says in a joint statement issued by their respective publicists.

Maybe they wouldn’t be having such an embarassing public divorce if they had given the relationship some “careful thought and consideration” before getting married and starring in a reality show. Maybe.

Comments (1) to ““i wish turkey only cost a nickel””

  1. [...] really doesn’t want to deal with that turkey. I’ve felt that way before. But tomorrow is a new [...]

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