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Monthly Archives: December 2005

merry merry boozemas

Alcohol tastes so much better on Christmas Eve. I capitalized that for you true believers.
But seriously: Have a holiday to you and yours, yo.
At least I posted something this week. Look for more regular updates in 2006.
Peace!

top dog

Sci Fi Channel: Human Suit
That’s funny.
[via Screenhead]

sober pilot messes up anyway

Chicago Sun-Times: Southwest pilot violated braking policy
The Southwest Airlines pilot at the helm during Thursday’s snowy crash at Midway Airport told federal investigators he used the Boeing 737’s “autobrakes,” a device airline officials say their pilots are told not to activate.
“Here’s a special feature of your airplane. DON’T USE IT!” The people who installed autobrakes [...]

fun with headlines

Record Online: Police whack giant snow penis [with photo]
The headline doesn’t say it all in this case, but it says enough to make me smile.
Sherer, um, erected the statue with her boyfriend and another friend Sunday. She said she was surprised to hear some neighbors took offense.
Motorists honked their approval, and people walking by pointed [...]

a rare case of LOL

The Perry Bible Fellowship
I should have posted this long ago, but I didn’t. If you ever find yourself wondering where all the funny comics have gone (or if they ever existed in the first place), find the answer in the Perry Bible Fellowship. It’s so goddamned funny that it actually hurts at times.
I hate “LOL,” [...]