By Charley Daniels
Spam:
This reminds me of something I wrote about several years ago. Back then my penchant for long-windedness was barely a year old, so I still had the energy to write way more than I needed to. That’s still true, but back then I was funnier so I have to dig in the archives [...]
By Trevor Ryan
When I learned that members of Al Qaeda escaped from a prison in Yemen by tunneling out, I was immediately reminded of the massive tunnel recently discovered between the United State and Mexico. Then I was reminded of “The Shawshank Redemption.” Then I was distracted by hunger. Then I ate.
Perhaps the funniest [...]
From the people that brought us the U-2 comes a fancy-shmancy, all-new and way creepy new plane! This new plane is called the “Cormorant.” “Why?” you ask. Good question.
The answer to your good question is that this sucker will be launched from the missile tubes of submarines, float to the surface of the water, and [...]
By Charley Daniels
Shoes on Powerlines: This guy Robert that I know hates America’s obsession with rich bitches.
Holy shit! Did you hear where Jessica Simpson spent the night last night? Did you hear that Paris Hilton went to that one movie premiere? GASP! Did you see what Nicole Richie was wearing last night?
I’m familiar with all [...]
By Trevor Ryan
Ok, so over a week has gone by since Dick Cheney shot that Judge friend of his. Wow! It’s even been more than a week since he told the public about it, too! Time really flies when you have birdshot next to your heart like I do. Well, as I imagine I do, [...]