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Monthly Archives: March 2006

wal-mart stunt: so close, yet so far

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

By Trevor Ryan
When I read about this college kid Skyler Bartels spending 41 hours in a Wal-Mart over Spring Break, I thought two things right off the bat. One, “I spent 41 hours in a Wal-Mart one afternoon too.” Get it? Second, “What an idiot.” I want to congratulate him, as so many people are [...]

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you need this skymall crap

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

By Charley Daniels
Seihin-World: Credit card case that beeps every twenty seconds
It’s the gadget that simultaneously gives you peace of mind and drives you fucking nuts. This personal security device beeps every 20 seconds when it’s missing its credit card. It’s like an ex-wife. We know what that’s like, right ex-husbands? Ha ha!
I’ve never even had [...]

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keyword roundup

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

By Charley Daniels
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Attention advertisers … why do we even bother?

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snakes on a plane logo = coolness in 2D.

Monday, March 27, 2006

By Trevor Ryan
So it’s here! The logo for the Summer’s most eagerly anticipated film, Snakes on a Plane. I think this could really be Samuel L. Jackson’s actual breakout role. All of us have been asking, “Does Sam Jackson (we’re tight like that, so I shorten it to “Sam.” I don’t recommend you try the [...]

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insecurity: the psychological condom

Monday, March 27, 2006

By Charley Daniels
Reuters: Department of backward conclusions: High self-esteem leads to promiscuity in men
Young men who feel good about their looks are more likely than their peers with a less positive body image to engage in risky sexual behavior, a new study of college students shows.
The men who were most satisfied with their appearance, and [...]

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