free scrabble set
By Trevor Ryan
Write this down. Wait … no don’t. Ok, write some of it down, then tear it up and mix the letters around. Now play scrabble with the letters. You now have a homemade scrabble set. I just saved you like … $20. But wait … LAWSUIT. Now you’re out $50K in legal fees. But you sell the book rights. Then the movie rights. You’re famous! But I sue you, cause this was MY idea. Now I own you, and I make you give me all your money and each night say “Trevor Ryan is a nice guy. He’s so smart and good looking, I want to be just like him when I grow up, but I’m a stinky butt with no friends, and I like to wear my mom’s dresses when she’s not home.” Then I play a tape of you saying it in front of the whole school. Or … a whole school, anyway, because you’re not in school anymore.
All this, cause you wanted to play scrabble for free! Well, I guess I could at least give you a Z to complete the set.
See you in court,
Trevor
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