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you need this skymall crap

By Charley Daniels

drives you crazy ... with peace of mindSeihin-World: Credit card case that beeps every twenty seconds

It’s the gadget that simultaneously gives you peace of mind and drives you fucking nuts. This personal security device beeps every 20 seconds when it’s missing its credit card. It’s like an ex-wife. We know what that’s like, right ex-husbands? Ha ha!

I’ve never even had a girlfriend.

But seriously, it does beep when missing its credit card, which could be great if it weren’t for the obvious flaw: the thing is the same size as a credit card. So what beeps when you lose your beeping credit card case? A beeping wallet stuck in a beeping pocket on beeping jeans covering a beeping ass? Where will it end? Before the beeping ass, I’m thinking.

Comments (3) to “you need this skymall crap”

  1. I imagine this will not please any cashier, who will have to deal with this terrible noise as they process the transaction.

  2. Maybe the whole world should just constantly beep, reminding us not to lose stuff. Yeah! I like the sound of that! (not the beeping, the idea of the beeping, cause that’s quieter than the beeping itself).

    -trevor

  3. Even better is a purse with a different light for each item/piece of junk that is supposed to be in it: http://www.engadget.com/2006/04/24/the-ladybag-remembers-your-stuff-with-rfid/

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