Weblog Sin Pies

By Charley Daniels

Entensity.net: This old lady totally punches this other old lady. It’s the little things, you know?

My favorite part about the video is its lack of context. It simply says, “Here’s a little slice of life for you. What happens before and after is irrelevant. This is the important part.”

All we voyeurs get is the wind up, the punch, and the stunned aftermath. Oh sure, there’s unintelligible grumbling, but only enough to set the tone.

It makes me wonder. Who are these ladies? Why is the puffy hair lady and her posse so angry? They’re obviously by the restrooms at the mall. Did the dark-haired lady buy up all the muu muus, maybe? Who are the men in suits in the background, and why are they at the mall? Who the hell filmed this and how long did it take him before he decided to check on the woman whose face was just pummeled?

The auteur leaves it up to you, the viewer, to decide.