keyword roundup
Getting rusty around here, I know. Updates should be getting better, but I don’t promise.
In other news, visitors are still finding Weblog Sin Pies through some interesting search strings (not suitable for some readers):
>goddammit send illegals back 2006
This one is unfortunate. On the one hand, we’re attracting a whole segment of the populace that I never intended to attract, on the other hand, well, you get the idea.
>ass come pies
I’m struggling to find an interpretation for this that doesn’t trigger my gag reflex. So far I’ve been unsuccessful.
>alraddadi
I’m sure this means something in some language, but it’s more interesting to believe that someone’s cat walked across the keyboard.
>mentally retarded man shoots parents over inbreeding
It’s tough to put the word “inbreeding” into a search engine without getting some Sin Pies results. This is one of the better “inbreeding” search strings, however. Talk about provocative revenge killings. Was the searcher looking for a news story or an instruction manual?
>dinosaurs poo
Standard.
Zeke wrote:
It was I who was doing that wordsearch. I am actually trying to look up a news story. A yound man with mental retardation got God, discovered that incest was a serious sin, and promptly gunned down his parents, who were also brother and sister. He blamed them for his mental retardation. I seem to recall it happening in Florida, but I am not 100% sure. Any help? All I get is incest porno sites, no matter what word combination I use…
Posted on 29-May-06 at 12:30 am | Permalink
Charley Daniels wrote:
Were you also the one responsible for this keyword referral:
mentally+retarded+man+cups+man-boobs
If so, tell me: What’s with the -boobs? It’s an equation for good reading, no doubt, but I’m wondering (without looking myself for fear my sys admin will think ill of me) what could omitting the word “boobs” possibly do to improve that particular search string?
Posted on 31-May-06 at 3:55 pm | Permalink
Zeke wrote:
Nope, the man boobs was not my search.
Posted on 02-Jun-06 at 5:39 am | Permalink
Robert wrote:
I’m almost absolutely sure that it did happen in Florida. Why? Because it is Florida.
Posted on 02-Jun-06 at 12:57 pm | Permalink
Zeke wrote:
Try as I might I cannot track this story down. Any help out there?
Posted on 04-Jun-06 at 5:58 am | Permalink
Mike Bijon wrote:
It either happened in Florida or Germany …
Posted on 06-Jun-06 at 1:54 pm | Permalink
Mike Bijon wrote:
I speak Google:
If you leave a space before the “-” then ” -boobs” is supposed to look for things that don’t have the word boobs in them. If you don’t have that space in there (like “man-boobs”) then it’s just a hyphenated word.
Posted on 06-Jun-06 at 2:00 pm | Permalink
Weblog Sin Pies » dinosaur poo all wrapped up wrote:
[…] Weblog Sin Pies has neither the feet for news nor a long history of people finding us by searching for “dinosaur poo”. Nonetheless, I plan to extend that history a bit longer. Tragically, welcome to complete coverage of dinosaur poo on the net. […]
Posted on 14-Aug-06 at 2:42 pm | Permalink