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Monthly Archives: July 2006

cleaner air or fewer hurricanes: choose one

Friday, July 28, 2006

By Mike Bijon
The 5.5 billion hairless apes with opposable thumbs living on this planet started cleaning up the air a few decades back. A new study reveals that banning smokey cars and all the best spray-can propellants has made the air cleaner, but removing certain pollutants increases the number and severity of hurricanes coming to [...]

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seeking employment of the highest pay scale

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

By Charley Daniels
An open cover letter to employers:
To whom it may concern,
Because you’re looking to hire someone, and I happen to possess the necessary skills for that position, I am submitting my application for employment with Company X, heretofore known as “X Co.”
I am blessed with the following abilities, or “skills,” many of which may [...]

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charley vs god

Thursday, July 13, 2006

By Charley Daniels
Wherein I take stuff on, hypothetically. Let’s cut right to the bone, baby. I don’t know much about this God fellow, but a lot of people believe he’s done some amazing stuff. Even still, they don’t deny that on the seventh day he had to rest. He can’t be all that great. Maybe [...]

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