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Monthly Archives: May 2007

oh no i didn’t

By Charley Daniels
Alexis Bledel was on Letterman tonight, and I learned some gossip. But before I get to that, I want to say that I italicized “Letterman” so it wouldn’t sound perverted (you know, like: “she got on him”? But that italicization [of "on"] meant the opposite — it was supposed to connote something dirty, [...]

‘betch’ etc.

By Charley Daniels
This one’s for Dave.

More madness here.

tv pilots

By Charley Daniels
Last week the broadcast networks presented their fall schedules to advertisers in an attempt to trick them into spending money on TV instead of the internet. For most of us, the only thing that’s really interesting about the annual event is that we get to find out what’s returning to TV, what’s been [...]

magical

By Charley Daniels

Think about your answer carefully.
I’m pretty sure I’ve told you about Homeless Frank before, but it’s worth bringing up again. The latest installment is Frank’s thoughts on Tony Snow’s cancer:
Tony Snow’s like a monkey I saw on tv. Damn chimp saw a candy in a glass bottle, grabbed it and was too goddamn [...]