Comments on: tv pilots

By: Kiala

Kiala — Mon, 21 May 2007 20:23:15 +0000

I think a good tv pilot would be one where a ragtag fugitive fleet of humans are bound for a planet known as EARTH but when they get there Earth is a gigantic Starbucks and none of them know what they’d like to order. Hilarious!
Just thinking outloud….

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 21 May 2007 21:22:05 +0000

That is a pretty good idea. Here is another idea I’m making up as I type it:

An egotistical cat decides she wants to get married before the Chinese “Year of the Rat” is over, but she can’t find a mate until on one rainy night she happens upon a turtle at the dry cleaners and she falls “tail over whiskers” in love with the turtle, but the turtle doesn’t give her the time of day! Turns out that the egotistical cat will have to learn a little bit about humility before she can get the turtle to love her.. in time!

Also, the turtle happens to live in the same building as the cat’s exboyfriend! Awkward!

It will feature music by Sting.

By: Mike Bijon

Mike Bijon — Tue, 22 May 2007 02:06:57 +0000

Nah, nobody is probably coming here because of prehistoric feces anymore.

Google changed and now you’re only #9 in searches for “dinosaur poo”. How many people are searching for dino poop and then scrolling all the way down to click on #9?

By: Charley Daniels

Charley Daniels — Tue, 22 May 2007 02:35:05 +0000

>How many people are searching for dino poop and then scrolling all the way down to click on #9?

A lot of them! If that’s what you’re into, there’s no way you want only one or two sources.

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 22 May 2007 18:35:39 +0000

I still don’t understand why there is a link to www.sinpies.com when I click on “prehistoric feces” in your reply, Mike. If prehistoric feces has a link on it, and I click on it, I expect GREAT THINGS! Not a link to the blog I’m already reading! It’s like telling someone who is standing on the moon that if they touch a magic lamp they will go to mars, but then they touch the lamp and they are still on the moon, but at the moonbase rather than at the moon outpost that they were just at.

By: Mike Bijon

Mike Bijon — Wed, 23 May 2007 04:00:09 +0000

I never said the prehistoric feces link went anywhere. And, the home page of the site you’re on can’t be completely evil or you wouldn’t be on that site in the first place.

So really it’s like telling someone standing in an outpost on mars that if they touch the magic lamp they will be transported somewhere special without saying where exactly. Then when they touch the magic lamp they get transported outside to the front door of the mars outpost … hope you’ve got your spacesuit on.

Besides, you’ve been on the interweb long enough to know not to click random links without expecting the worst. Plus, since you were at work when you posted that you should just be glad that the link didn’t go anywhere that would set off the “45 second rule” in the monitoring software.