oh no i didn’t
Alexis Bledel was on Letterman tonight, and I learned some gossip. But before I get to that, I want to say that I italicized “Letterman” so it wouldn’t sound perverted (you know, like: “she got on him”? But that italicization [of “on”] meant the opposite — it was supposed to connote something dirty, whereas the first use of italics didn’t mean that at all. And when I italicized “that” in the last explanation, it was more for emphasis — not like when I meant italics as a definite sign of something dirty, or after that when I used italics to emphasize the dirty connotation in the other sentence. Or before that, when italics were actually used to prevent a dirty connotation. Anyway, you get the point. Right?).
Regardless of all that, tonight we learned that the going rate on Gilmore Girls must not have been enough for Bledel to get herself Invisalign. Because if she had Invisalign, she wouldn’t have been so self-conscious about smiling. Basically, Alexis Bledel has braces and she was obviously self-conscious about it during her appearance on David Letterman’s show.
This has been my attempt to become a celebrity gossip blog. What do you think?
Next-day update: Unless, of course, she got the braces for some role she’s playing (in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, perhaps?). But if that’s the case, she should have mentioned them and laughed about it instead of being all closed-mouthed and weird.
Robert wrote:
How could this be celebrity gossip if it didn’t contain:
1. herpes
2. wardrobe malfunction
3. cocaine
4. skandalz
5. rehab
6. coochie flashing
etc. etc.
Posted on 26-May-07 at 9:53 am | Permalink
Mike Bijon wrote:
But it mentioned #7. money, or lack of it…
Posted on 26-May-07 at 2:53 pm | Permalink
David Stefani wrote:
I don’t know who Alexis Bledel is, but she can travel in my pants… Boom! I’m here all week folks. Tip your waitress and enjoy the veal.
Posted on 27-May-07 at 3:52 pm | Permalink
kiala wrote:
Is Alexis Bledel the tranny sister of David Arquette? I think it has herpes because I saw her once doing coke poolside at the Chateau right before she threw off her Zac Posen sarong (the aipper was broken) and showed the world (and the paparazzi!) his naked area parts. It’s in rehab now, but Quelle Scandale!
Posted on 29-May-07 at 8:54 am | Permalink
Robert wrote:
please tell me more hawt stories about trannys and their wardrobe malfunctions. Oh wait.. I mean THE EXACT OPPOSITE. AHHHHHH!
Posted on 29-May-07 at 9:19 pm | Permalink
Unsung wrote:
just found this site. y’know, neurotics are a dime a dozen but you are delightful.
Posted on 12-Jun-07 at 3:10 am | Permalink
Joe wrote:
Charley, you’re a dork.
Posted on 10-Jul-07 at 7:27 am | Permalink