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Monthly Archives: June 2007

anatomy of a ‘joke’

Thursday, June 28, 2007

By Charley Daniels
Set it up:
Man 1: Blood is thicker than water, my friend.
Knock it down:
Man 2: But it doesn’t quench your thirst!
[sfx: rimshot]
Just gratuitous:
Vampire: I beg to differ!
HA HA HA HA HA [sfx: deep inhale] HA HA HA HA HA HEH

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puerto risotto

Saturday, June 23, 2007

By Charley Daniels
This is a little disappointing:

It said the only bad words it found were “drugs (2x).” Guess I need to start swearing more, although I’m pretty sure this tool is shit, as a simple search of the site reveals some other strong and awesome language. Also, adult situations. Oh well, it’s still worth trying [...]

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‘30 rock’

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Cracked.com’s top 10 moments from 30 Rock. And they say there’s no good new comedies on TV.
Via YesButNoButYes.

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wacky, wild converter

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

By Charley Daniels
You have to check out Weird Converter. It compares the weight or length/height of unexpected things! For example, I weigh the equivalent of 103.3 human placentas. Well, I assume they mean human placentas. It just says “placenta.” The default is probably human, though, right?
If I were going to teeter-totter with some hockey [...]

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bee, flower

Monday, June 18, 2007

By Charley Daniels
Digital macro on my lowly point-and-shoot (Canon Powershot SD750):

Isabelle took this one. I’m too shaky. In the full-size version, you can tell the bee’s gender (FYI: It’s a sterile female, but don’t mention that around her, she gets all depressed).

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