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wacky, wild converter

By Charley Daniels

You have to check out Weird Converter. It compares the weight or length/height of unexpected things! For example, I weigh the equivalent of 103.3 human placentas. Well, I assume they mean human placentas. It just says “placenta.” The default is probably human, though, right?

If I were going to teeter-totter with some hockey pucks, it turns out I’d need 413.3 on the other end to balance it out. If an average bowel movement was on the other side of the teeter-totter, he would have to stack 350 of his friends on there to make it even. Human eyeballs? 2,480. It specified “human” for that one.

Oh, you can also convert pounds to kilograms, but I can’t think of a reason why you’d need to do that. Post your comparisons in the comments!

Via Common Sense Journalism.

Comments (6) to “wacky, wild converter”

  1. Oh my God.
    I am equal to almost one and a HALF Jennifer Anistons.

  2. placentas?

    placenti?

    good and placenties?

    Whatever.

  3. Also….

    1 Tom Cruise = 20202.02020202 Sheets of Paper

    Which, oddly enough is the average number of pages in an L. Ron Hubbard Battlefield Earth novel.

    … just FYI.

  4. They made a novel out of that?

  5. I only read the cliff notes. I’m saved!

  6. so apparently i weigh exactly the same as Jennifer Aniston?

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