keyword roundup: questions
Thought I’d start the long, long month off right with a good old-fashioned keyword roundup. It’s sort of like the stretching you do before the sprint. Or the marathon. Or the bail hearing. Or whatever.
I looked at keyword referrals from Jan. 1, 2007, to right this very second, and I sort of just randomly scanned and stopped when something funny jumped out at me. These are real referrals, though. This installment: questions. Seems a lot of people get on the Internet and instead of approaching their information-finding in a cold, robotic manner, they try to have a conversation with Google. How sweet. Maybe I should start an advice column where I just answer search-engine-referral queries.
> are squat thrusts good?
No! Well, maybe. They certainly don’t look good.
> are ninjas disciplined?
The answer is yes, very. Or else everyone would be a ninja, especially me.
> how does susan lucci’s arms look so good?
For almost a decade she’s been carrying around that Emmy she finally won.
> how many calories in a wedgie
That’s a stumper, but if I had to estimate, I’d say negative forty?
> is it a sin to go poo?
Depends on where. In general? Probably not, but it wouldn’t surprise me.
> whom did mehmet ali agca try to kill in 1981?
Oooh! I know! I know!
> is it possible for someone to have two penises?
Anything is possible if you put your mind to it. Overachiever.
> what good or bad have charley daniels done?
Mom?
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Mike Bijon wrote:
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Posted on 01-Nov-07 at 10:24 pm | Permalink