nonviral
Hey, remember when “viral” was a bad thing? Me too. So tonight my plan was to discover the next hot video, but YouTube is so mired in worthlessness that I’ll have to save it for another day. Instead I found some really crappy videos for you. Sure, the ability for anyone and everyone to upload video is what makes YouTube great, but I submit that this is simultaneously its worst quality. Have you ever randomly watched some of this stuff? Here’s a representative sampling:
Kids these days. All buff and vain.
Ah, the wannabe jackasses. At least Johnny Knoxville and the gang are good at pretending shit is real. Here’s a tip: It doesn’t make things more interesting or realistic for you to interview the “witnesses” afterwards.
Get her some water, or something. At least that one’s short.



Robert wrote:
The thing with youtube is that 99% of it is stupid garbage, and the 1% of it that’s watchable will eventually get pulled for copyright infringement.
Posted on 13-Nov-07 at 10:32 pm | Permalink
JT wrote:
re: video #1, sadly that is a nice set of abs, however, i’m surprised he didn’t give himself a hard-on there. seriously, if that were me preening like that i’d be getting one.
re: video #2, love the ridiculous sniggering by the cameraman, hope this writers strike doesn’t put him outta work.
re: video #3, beau, hehe, beau, hmmhmm.
Posted on 13-Nov-07 at 11:14 pm | Permalink