the grind, day infinity
Remember how I said today was going to be better? I should just stop making predictions. Remember when I said there’s no way the dot-com bubble would burst (and I put “burst” in air quotes)? Remember when I told my brother that he could fly if he just got a start from a high-enough place and then flapped really hard? And then a year later, when I told him that if he strapped enough bottle rockets to his wheelchair he could jump over the vat of glass at the recycling center? So much for predictions!
Today wasn’t better, is all I’m saying.
And remember when I said that the Daily Show writers rule before I even saw what the Colbert Report writers had to offer?
Well, the Daily Show writers still rule, so I’m not so bad. Many people can rule. And now that I think about it, maybe my brother just wasn’t using enough bottle rockets. Back to the drawing board on that one.
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