hey you! writers, u.s. folk, turkeys
It’s time for another exclamation-filled edition of Hey You! (Advice you didn’t even know you needed!)
Hey writers! Chant with me: Clarity before cleverness, clarity before cleverness, clarity before cleverness. No one’s going to get your awesome witticisms if they’re busy reading the setup over and over. They don’t have a clue what you’re talking about!
Hey U.S. folk! Thursday is Thanksgiving, a time for family, friends, laughter, love, and booze! Ha ha. I’m just being cynical again — every time is a time for booze! Everyone always focuses on Thanksgiving dinner. What about Thanksgiving breakfast? Here’s a dish that will go over really well with the visiting in-laws on Thursday morning: pigs in a smallpox blanket. Just wrap sausages in pancakes and cover with elderberry jam dots. Salty, sweet, and guilt-free (unless you’re counting calories)!
Hey turkeys! It’s not too late: RUUUUUUUUUN!
Sarah wrote:
Are you referring to one of the five million “clever” stories I turned in last week? Don’t take away my pointless witticisms…they’re all I’ve got!!
Posted on 20-Nov-07 at 9:47 pm | Permalink
Charley Daniels wrote:
Are you referring to one of the five million “clever” stories I turned in last week?
No, not you. Your witticisms kick all kinds of ass.
Posted on 20-Nov-07 at 10:25 pm | Permalink
Kiala wrote:
I think when you wrote this post - this one above, the one right above me - you may have been…wait, let me preface this by saying I had a kashi go lean waffle this morning. It’s important to the story….Anyway, I think what you were getting at - possibly- is that, in addition to making a barbed pointed comment attack on well, things, you were, in fact, talking about me! My witticismsisms. isms.
Posted on 21-Nov-07 at 10:31 am | Permalink
Kiala wrote:
My waffle was good.
Posted on 21-Nov-07 at 10:32 am | Permalink
Robert wrote:
i can has can ham?
GET IT. like that cat, but canned ham. “can ham”
Posted on 21-Nov-07 at 11:45 am | Permalink
Charley Daniels wrote:
You mean billionaire financier Carl Icahn?
Posted on 21-Nov-07 at 11:49 am | Permalink