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five ways to save advertising on TV

By Charley Daniels

TV advertising is suffering of late because of many things that are beyond the scope of this hastily assembled blog post. But I have five suggestions for networks to start recouping all those lost dineros, and fast, too. Just implement one or two or three of my suggestions today! Here they are, in no particular order:

1. Super-slow commercials

2. Spring-loaded fast-forward buttons

3. Advertising that targets (as opposed to “targeted advertising”)

4. Violence and other fun (maybe combined with No. 3?)

5. Something involving nudity

This entry was posted on Monday, June 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 PM and filed under advertising, technology.
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Comments (3) to “five ways to save advertising on TV”

  1. Robert wrote:

    6. 3D Commercials
    7. Commercials in easy to swallow caplets
    9. No number 8’s!
    10. More Dom Deluise

    Posted on 02-Jun-08 at 10:40 pm | Permalink

  2. jt wrote:

    i say just stick more advertising on the screen during the shows… like those banners that tell you the mole is back 8/7 central. or you know, like, picture-in-picture, but for ads.

    Posted on 03-Jun-08 at 9:34 am | Permalink

  3. Robert wrote:

    fart 100 times

    Posted on 08-Jun-08 at 1:54 am | Permalink

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