toilet seat, day three
Turns out toilet seats heal slowly when things go wrong with them. Maybe by the end of the week?
I had a pretty fun weekend. Too much fun Thursday night led to a subdued July 4, but it was still good. Turns out you don’t have to be raging drunk to have a good time. Ha ha! Just kidding, you totally do, but being sober doesn’t always make things unbearable.
It’s true! I had a pretty good childhood, and I was totally sober through a good portion of it. Elementary school and stuff.
Remember kickball? One time I kicked a homerun in kickball (my legs are really studly. Want to feel?) and then this girl asked me to go out with her. She already had a thing for me, owing to the legs and the other generally good features about me, and I think the kickball homer sealed the deal.
Some schmo asked me later whether I thought she would have been into me if it weren’t for the impressive showing on the baseball field that we were using for kickball. Hell yes, I told him. Then I may have kicked him, but it gets a little fuzzy.
In any case, it isn’t fuzzy because I was drunk, although I probably had been consuming large quantities of Jolt Cola. But no alcohol or other intoxicants. And that was a fun time, just like Independence Day 2008.
More people need to tell stories about how sober they were when something awesome happened, especially people I know, because being sober is the thing that happens least often.
JT wrote:
well, i totally rocked out on rock band on the fourth. but i was drunkish. but i think it counts because that’s my more rare state of existence.
Posted on 06-Jul-08 at 10:25 pm | Permalink
Robert wrote:
Kickball - it is baseball with your leg being the bat. I hated kickball.
Posted on 07-Jul-08 at 9:09 am | Permalink
Kiala wrote:
Your blog doesn’t like my comments today.
Annnywayyy. Tennis fun sober.
That is all.
Posted on 09-Jul-08 at 7:38 am | Permalink