Comments on: terminix: nothing will be left if we have our way

By: JT

JT — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 23:17:16 +0000

i heard they call them 747s on the islands.

By: Isabelle

Isabelle — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:48:27 +0000

Ew, melty puss face.

I saw a man with scales on his face at the Grants Pass Boatnik one year. My friend was telling me all about him and I thought she was exaggerating a little. Then I saw him with my own eyes! Now I believe.

By: Isabelle

Isabelle — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:44:38 +0000

In Hawaii it’s not a matter of having a dirty home, it’s just their perfect habitat. Warm and humid all year round. Their gestation cycle is 12 months. On that 12th month, I was bombarded by so many roaches. There was no escape since my screens had lots of holes. They are smart! They had guards positioned by the holes and they let their friends in. I basically stayed up all night. My friends reported that that night, roaches swarmed all around their house. Their screen door was covered. Disgusting.

I hate roaches.

By: Charley

Charley — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:28:10 +0000

Melissa: Aren’t cockroaches filled with green puss? What a coincidence!

By: melissa lion

melissa lion — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:17:01 +0000

I don’t have any cockroach stories, but I do have a scary person on the bus story. I was on the Muni in San Francisco and this man got on and he was wearing a business suit but his face looked like it was melting off and over the melted parts, green puss and ooze was dried and crusted. Basically, his whole face was rotting off. I nearly burst into tears, I was so scared. I told a friend the story, and he did NOT believe that I had seen something so gruesome. Well, a few months later, we were on the bus together and the guy got on and my friend nearly cried and we got off and waited for the next bus. I also made my friend swear that he would never accuse me of exaggeration again, and he agreed. So there.

By: jt

jt — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:52:51 +0000

if it had been me instead of you, everyone on that streetcar would be dead. it may seem unassuming but my body is a WMD in certain circumstances.

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:37:48 +0000

I lived with 3 hissing cockroaches that my roommate kept as pets. She put them in this aquarium and she left to denmark for 2 months and told me “don’t forget to feed the cockroaches.” I think she only bought them to freak out the two girly girls we also lived with.

ANYHOO.. I forgot about the cockroaches for 2 months and they were still alive when she got back.