charmin bear’s football game really impeded by dingleberries
What I like about these Charmin bear commercials is a list that’s a lot shorter than what makes me ill about them, but this one (and others like it on the theme of “white bits left behind” [get it? behind?]) are interesting in that they’re not only graphic in a way that inexplicably passes muster, but they strongly suggest that once you use Charmin, all your friends-putting-their-hands-in-your-ass-crack problems will be solved:
Look at that gleaming, paper-bits-free ass. Now I can get down without getting dirty. Thanks to Charmin Extra Strong!
Isabelle wrote:
But that one kind of Charmin is what gives those fuzzy dingleberries!
Posted on 21-Jul-08 at 6:49 am | Permalink
Charley wrote:
You have to get the kind that says “Now without dingleberries!”
Posted on 21-Jul-08 at 8:41 am | Permalink
Sarah wrote:
Thank you for mentioning this…I am always so grossed out by these commercials. They are weirdly graphic. Not a good-weird.
Posted on 21-Jul-08 at 12:45 pm | Permalink
Robert wrote:
Where can I get a 3 pound weight with a pullstring on it, so I can do my own tests?
Posted on 21-Jul-08 at 12:59 pm | Permalink
Charley wrote:
Funny you should ask: I’m having a super sale on three-pound weights and pull strings. (Plan is working.)
Posted on 21-Jul-08 at 1:16 pm | Permalink