Comments on: brad pitt and his relationship to ‘bastards’ http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/ The U.S. Jambassador to Funkistan Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:33:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: charley http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-161503 charley Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:53:00 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-161503 And the winner is ... Isabelle! Out of all the submitters, she's the only one I share a bed with, if you know what I mean (we're roommates who don't have much money). But she can easily take second if someone comes in with a really good one. (A really good other bed, I mean.) And the winner is …

Isabelle! Out of all the submitters, she’s the only one I share a bed with, if you know what I mean (we’re roommates who don’t have much money).

But she can easily take second if someone comes in with a really good one. (A really good other bed, I mean.)

]]> By: Brian http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-161306 Brian Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:00:26 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-161306 Pitt is a Glorious Bastard. Pegg, not so much. Pitt is a Glorious Bastard. Pegg, not so much.

]]> By: Kiala http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-161092 Kiala Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:23:59 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-161092 "But not Jude Law's Nanny." “But not Jude Law’s Nanny.”

]]> By: Isabelle http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-160866 Isabelle Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:39:42 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-160866 "Pitt leaves Aniston for Jolie, Bastards involved. Then real kid, check DNA if unbelievable. Then one more Bastard. Couple more real kids. Full house. Nanny needed." “Pitt leaves Aniston for Jolie, Bastards involved. Then real kid, check DNA if unbelievable. Then one more Bastard. Couple more real kids. Full house. Nanny needed.”

]]> By: Kiala http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-160237 Kiala Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:08:05 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-160237 "Everyone's a Bastard Nowadays" I just like to say "nowadays". “Everyone’s a Bastard Nowadays”

I just like to say “nowadays”.

]]> By: Dan http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159569 Dan Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:14:24 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159569 "Bastards" gets a Pitt stain “Bastards” gets a Pitt stain

]]> By: Sarah http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159530 Sarah Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:27:14 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159530 "Simon Pegg is a More Awesome Bastard Than Brad Pitt!" I'm not good at headlines. “Simon Pegg is a More Awesome Bastard Than Brad Pitt!”

I’m not good at headlines.

]]> By: charley http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159519 charley Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:31:31 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159519 But people expect that from E Online. I'd like to think we're catering to a totally different audience. Plus I applied for a job at E and they wouldn't hire me, so they're dead to me. But people expect that from E Online. I’d like to think we’re catering to a totally different audience. Plus I applied for a job at E and they wouldn’t hire me, so they’re dead to me.

]]> By: Robert http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159517 Robert Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:15:58 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159517 "Series of still photos played back at high speed to feature man walking around, talking." “Series of still photos played back at high speed to feature man walking around, talking.”

]]> By: jt http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159516 jt Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:09:53 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159516 i think you need not worry about the ingloriousness of your headline tendencies: Los Angeles (E! Online) - Who knew Brad Pitt would turn out to be such a Bastard? (Besides Jennifer Aniston, that is.) i think you need not worry about the ingloriousness of your headline tendencies:
Los Angeles (E! Online) - Who knew Brad Pitt would turn out to be such a Bastard? (Besides Jennifer Aniston, that is.)

]]> By: charley http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159483 charley Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:47:16 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159483 There are no rules! "Brad Pitt to act in movie" "Actor cast in movie" "Movie coming along, castingwise" There are no rules!

“Brad Pitt to act in movie”

“Actor cast in movie”

“Movie coming along, castingwise”

]]> By: Robert http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159478 Robert Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:20:30 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159478 I got some! "Brad Pitt cast in Tarantino's next movie" "Pitt cast in Tarantino movie" "B. Pitty in Pulp Fiction 2" I guess I didn't understand the rules. I got some!

“Brad Pitt cast in Tarantino’s next movie”

“Pitt cast in Tarantino movie”

“B. Pitty in Pulp Fiction 2″

I guess I didn’t understand the rules.

]]> By: charley http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159243 charley Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:44:41 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159243 <i>when’s the last time there were so many immaculate conceptions in one decade?</i> Back when I was in college, heyo! High fives, dudes? (no idea what this means, actually) Isn't that what people say, though? Of course it's not literal; everyone has a biological father, obviously, but I would say I don't have a biological father, because I've never met him. In other words, I'm just some bastard. when’s the last time there were so many immaculate conceptions in one decade?

Back when I was in college, heyo! High fives, dudes? (no idea what this means, actually)

Isn’t that what people say, though? Of course it’s not literal; everyone has a biological father, obviously, but I would say I don’t have a biological father, because I’ve never met him. In other words, I’m just some bastard.

]]> By: JT http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159239 JT Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:39:10 +0000 http://www.sinpies.com/2008/08/07/brad-pitt-and-his-relationship-to-bastards/#comment-159239 "a bastard-ly brad pitt" "pitt adding to brood of bastards" "pitt does the bastards" "angie storms out on pitt-tarantino bastards" "in a pitt of bastards" "bastards get pitt going" "pitt picks bastards this time" ok i think i like that last one the best. oh but i love that you wrote they "don't have biological fathers." when's the last time there were so many immaculate conceptions in one decade? “a bastard-ly brad pitt”
“pitt adding to brood of bastards”
“pitt does the bastards”
“angie storms out on pitt-tarantino bastards”
“in a pitt of bastards”
“bastards get pitt going”
“pitt picks bastards this time”

ok i think i like that last one the best.

oh but i love that you wrote they “don’t have biological fathers.” when’s the last time there were so many immaculate conceptions in one decade?

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