Weblog Sin Pies

By Charley Daniels

So I was completing my LinkedIn profile, mostly because I like to find excuses to stay up way too late, and totally not because I’m hoping to make new connections on there that might lead me to a different job and maybe even a completely new career path (beekeeper beekeeper oh please beeeeeeekeeper). Not that at all.

Anyway, I was doing the LinkedIn thing and it was mocking me with its “your profile is only 75% complete” taunt, which meant I had to put a picture on there (5% for such an easy task!). So I was looking through the archives, trying to find a picture that conveyed the right amount of “I’m totally the professional candidate you’re looking for” combined with a good dose of “but I’m so fun-loving and carefree that I’ll feel more like a buddy than an employee,” when I came across a picture of these two dicks:

What the hell, you know? I don’t remember that picture being taken, but I’m certain no one said, “Okay, now let’s do a pretentious one!” Do I look like this? Do I make this face casually, for no reason? Is Isabelle mocking me? WHAT’S GOING ON!?

It sort of puts me on edge, like I don’t know what my face might be doing at any given moment. Goddamn cameras and their capturing lenses! Luckily I found one from later that night, where things were more as they should be: