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dogs like people

By Mike Bijon

I’m not even sure where to start with this one:

I know where to end, though: I need to complain less when things go wrong.

4 Comments

  1. If I saw that walking down the street I would think the world was ending.

    Friday, August 17, 2007 at 4:04 pm | Permalink
  2. Robert wrote:

    This always tears me up (and that is TEAR (like when you are crying (except I don’t cry (unless it involves bipedal dogs))). That dog has such courage. Also, it was that same dumb dog face as regular four-legged dogs, which proves that 99% of dogs are dumb. It should have a proud indian face as it walks down the street.

    <admin edit, as requested> “(“ <end edit>

    CATZ RULE

    Friday, August 17, 2007 at 5:13 pm | Permalink
  3. Robert wrote:

    Please add one additional parenthesis wherever you feel it belongs.

    Friday, August 17, 2007 at 5:15 pm | Permalink
  4. Mike Bijon wrote:

    No problem on the edit. I’m always happy to help with grammar, I obviously need it too.

    OTOH, maybe dogs just lack facial muscles:

    There are three men on a train. One of them is an economist and one of them is a physicist and one of them is a mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland and they see a brown cow standing in a field from the window of the train.

    And the economist says, “Look, the cows in Scotland are brown.”

    And the physicist says, “No. there are cows in Scotland of which one at least is brown.”

    And the mathematician says, “No. there is at least one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown.”

    credit: The Curious Incident of The Dog in the Night-Time
    Saturday, August 18, 2007 at 7:22 am | Permalink

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