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charley vs sarah palin

Saturday, October 4, 2008

By Charley Daniels
It may seem foolish to do mock battle with the vice presidential candidate running on the Republican ticket (read: a person who refers to her “arsenal” the way you or I might talk about our salt and pepper shakers), but I’m not one to shy away from a challenge. In previous “Charley vs” [...]

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charley vs gandhi

Friday, February 2, 2007

By Charley Daniels
I was defeated in my first two matches, and in retrospect it’s not that surprising. I’m pretty sure I was too ambitious. This time around, I’m picking on someone my own size: Gandhi. So maybe he’s smaller than I am and not prone to confrontation, and maybe I’m sort of an ass for [...]

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charley vs t-rex

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

By Charley Daniels
Some scientists say that the ultimate predator of all time is the tyrannosaur. That’s because they haven’t seen me at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Other scientists (and people at the buffet) have a different theory entirely. They believe that T-Rex was a scavenger — like a giant, scaly vulture — and not a predator [...]

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charley vs god

Thursday, July 13, 2006

By Charley Daniels
Wherein I take stuff on, hypothetically. Let’s cut right to the bone, baby. I don’t know much about this God fellow, but a lot of people believe he’s done some amazing stuff. Even still, they don’t deny that on the seventh day he had to rest. He can’t be all that great. Maybe [...]

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