Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller don’t like The Hollywood Reporter:
Things to do before I die:
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#3,186) Work for a publication that O’Reilly thinks is for “pinheads.”
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Sorry for the lack of updates, but you know how it is. If it makes you feel any better, I had two great starts for blog posts that I ended up going back to and not liking. So I guess they weren’t “great,” after all. And I don’t know why that would make you feel better, either. It shouldn’t. Everything I just said was a lie.
Spanish. I read a lot of Craigslist postings from companies looking for writers or editors. There’s always something special when the headline proves their need to fill the position.
Oh, and the site needing translation is www.lamejorliposuccion.com, which translates to “The Best Liposuction” (dot com).
I’m mostly sorry for not posting, but it’s been a hectic few weeks. I have a new full-time job, which wasn’t part of the plan, but hey — plans change. I’m now a news editor for this little website, which is cool, but my schedule is way different now and I’m trying to adjust.
It’s like I’ve made a decision that could alter the course of my entire life.
I read this question and I said to myself, “Who is Jose Castillo and why did pirates have him?” It took me probably a full 20 seconds to realize it’s a baseball question (I didn’t read the answer options while I was considering this, obviously). Then I thought about what an awesome world I’d live in if that were a news question.
Will the pirates who captured Jose Castillo regret the decision to let him go? And why? Was he a good hostage for leverage? Or is he unstoppable when seeking revenge? Will he hunt the pirates and their families while they sleep? Do pirates have families that they care about? Oh, wait, it’s just a baseball question. I don’t know anything about baseball.
