las vegas done
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Back from Las Vegas, and with good news, too! Hey, maybe you didn’t even know I was in Las Vegas. In that case, surprise! I went to Las Vegas! And now I’m back, and I’m happy to report the following good things that happened to me as a result of my mini-vacation:
- I got a lot of useful, hands-on practice nursing hangovers
- I heard only one person say, “What happens in Vegas…”
- My wallet is way less crowded than it was on Friday
- I didn’t get married
- I learned the difference between a $5 bottle of water and a $2 bottle of water (it’s the price)
- Colors seem brighter now, and children’s laughter more “laffy”
- The ratio of embarrassing things I did to embarrassing things I got to see was very favorable
