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By Mike Bijon

A Texas woman and her neighbors believe they may have found the bodies of three chupacabras near their ranches in the town of Cuero. Their discovery is getting large amounts of national news coverage this weekend because A) nothing new happened in Iraq, Iran, or with any US economic report that the American public wouldn’t be bored to tears by, and B) the woman, Phylis, can’t be easily dismissed as a normal crazy American because she hacked the head off one of the alleged chupacabra bodies and stashed it in her freezer to proove what she found.

The real story, however, is that global warming has pushed a creature normally sighted in South America so far north (according to Wikipedia the chupacabra is normally sighted in Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, Honduras, El Salvador, Panama, Peru, Brazil, and Mexico). At long last environmentalists and Texas ranchers have a common enemy to rally around. Once it’s gene-tested and identified it still won’t matter what the Creature of Cuero turns out to be descended from.

Chupacabra or not, it’s eating ranchers’ animals and is real enough that they’ll be looking to hunt them down and kill them all. Environmentalists already up in arms about the population of feral cats killing small, endangered animals throughout Texas will also be looking for the chupacabra’s head. As history (and the US occupation of Iraq) has shown, there’s nothing that will settle disagreements like the blood thirst for a common enemy.

By Mike Bijon

I’m not even sure where to start with this one:

I know where to end, though: I need to complain less when things go wrong.

By Mike Bijon

It looks a lot like BuzzDash Central around here. We may as well have some fun with it:

By Mike Bijon

Charley may have taken on Gandhi and battled hand-to-hand with a tyrannosaur, but it’s been a long while since Sin Pies and beer got up-close and personal. Thankfully we’re doing it in style and showing you how to freeze an unopened Corona in the bottle.

Maybe I’m not getting them cold enough, but Newcastle and Fat Tire won’t freeze like this. Drop us a note in the comments if you find any other beers that will or figure out how cold we need to get something like a Guinness to pull this off.

By Charley Daniels

Have you seen Everybody Votes, the new Wii channel that launched today? Apparently, users are asked to assert their opinions about random questions, such as “Do you prefer cats or dogs?”

Interesting. I don’t own a Wii, so I can’t play along. Why is this so familiar to me?

Hey, maybe because it’s very similar to BuzzDash, which had its beta launch last week. I’m thinking it’s a good sign for BuzzDash that Nintendo is getting into the polls-for-the-fun-of-it game. What do you think? (Actually, hold your opinions for now; I’m off the clock.)