charmin bear’s football game really impeded by dingleberries
Sunday, July 20, 2008
What I like about these Charmin bear commercials is a list that’s a lot shorter than what makes me ill about them, but this one (and others like it on the theme of “white bits left behind” [get it? behind?]) are interesting in that they’re not only graphic in a way that inexplicably passes muster, but they strongly suggest that once you use Charmin, all your friends-putting-their-hands-in-your-ass-crack problems will be solved:
Look at that gleaming, paper-bits-free ass. Now I can get down without getting dirty. Thanks to Charmin Extra Strong!
